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Silent Alarm Clock – Candle Up Your Ass Crack! Funny Gag Joke Party Gift

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  • Listing is for 1 “Silent Alarm Clock”
  • How to use: When you retire to bed, Insert candle up your rear end to the hour you wish to be wakened at. Light the wick and go to sleep on your stomach.
  • Caution! Take care not to fart in bed as this may blow out your alarm clock!
  • Guaranteed to make you jump out of bed!
  • Wake up to a warm glowing feeling
  • Makes a great Gag Gift, Over the Hill Birthday, Party Favor, Birthday, Holiday Stocking Stuffer, White Elephant gift, etc.
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